I miss updating this page, so I’m going to try to record some of the great things I hear again.
Little gems that make me smile just to think about -
- What’s the singular of flea? It seems like it should be one flo and two flea.
- I’m already handing more than I can handle {re: talent shows}
- That looks like an evening of diarrhea.
- 1: Do you think there will be a day that we write with our finger like this?
2: No, ink won’t be shooting out of your finger. - I have a soft core and a hard shell…it might actually be the other way.
- Wait, wait. Take another, I was sucking in my tummy too much
- I just gotta let my fans know what I’m up to
- I need to go to bed. My legs are tired.
- You’re in the pre-fiance stage
- [Humming] – oh yeah, that’s the national anthem, well, we can play that too (In regards to the wedding march!)
- Yum, that looks good… high fructose corn syrup.
- I’m so ready to dance like a ridiculous mf.
- I know what to do with the meat.
- We’re dirty, we’re not trashy.
- Remind me to pull the key out of the wheelchair.
- I’m an Altoid Mint – curiously strong!
- My favorite language is British.
- Oh, my weiner!
- You’re not right in the head.
- I don’t do boys well.
- We’re the Michigan Story
- Keep shoving stuff in till it feels right – that’s how people found out about mushroom.
- Put it in your mouth and swallow it like a horse pill.
- Slam it like a lady.
- You gotta whack it like you want it.
- Life is funny and so are we.
- tot-ness.
- I pretty much don’t care about everything (not one of the usual suspects – simply overheard!)
- Here’s a bottle – suck on it!
- Sometimes I ignore what I notice. . .it’s called denial.
- I’m not a big fudge eater.
- Wait! Pigs don’t fly.
- This is liquid awesome.
- You have a problem with hot pink meat.
- You know what my goal tomorrow is. . .to not get drunk at Charley’s.
- Person 1: Do you want 2 straws? Twice the flow? Person 2: If I want more, I’ll just suck harder.
- Shake and blow, shake and blow…. I’m just giving instructions.
- It’s not itching… more like touching.
- Just put it in my mouth.
- Are you gonna lick this?
- Pretty soon I’m going to put it in your mouth.
- Stab it and cook it.
- You just stick it in there?
- I lost my meat?
- Only 4-leggers
- There’s a video on how to stick it in – Class guest speaker
OH my.